Is It Johnny?

Hello Magazine posted this photo with the headline “Johnny Depp welcomes Keira to paradise” and the caption: “Captain Jack Sparrow apparently had a shave and a haircut in anticipation of Keira’s arrival. The hunky pirate’s tan wasn’t looking too bad either. Photo: © Rex”

Problem is, that’s not Johnny.

At first glance, it certainly looks like him. Same general build, similar wristband… but that’s definitely not Johnny. His hair isn’t blond anymore, for one thing. And Johnny wouldn’t be walking around in his off-time with his many tattoos covered up. But maybe the most telling clue is the belt buckle — Johnny always wears his to the side.

So no, this isn’t Johnny. But I hope Hello Magazine gets a refund for the fees they paid Rex to publish this photo. I’m sure Johnny Wannabes aren’t nearly as expensive as the real deal.

And for anyone who feels cheated by the imposter pic, allow me to present…

The Real Deal