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Johnny Depp Sound Files - A-E
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The Astronaut's Wife
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"Now, she got balloons. Why didn't I get no balloons?" (50 kb)
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"There you go. That's better, ain't it?" (58 kb)
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"Let's just calm down and talk about this, okay?" (48 kb)
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"I know you don't want that, uh uh..." (38 kb)
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"First I'm gonna drink ya, then I'm gonna eat ya..." (54 kb)
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"Goodnight, sweetheart." (27 kb)
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"Come on, let's go to bed." (28 kb)
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"What I am is a true American hero. Now, the President of the United States of America said that, and you heard it." (134 kb)
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"What are you hiding from me?" (29 kb)
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"You killed my husband."
"Yeah, I did. And then I fucked his wife." (362 kb)
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"I don't believe I can take much more of this, honey." (41 kb)
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"I couldn't sleep. I was just listenin' to some music." (107 kb)
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"You want to tell me what you really said to the President?"
"Yeah... I thanked him for his call."
"Mmm hmm..."
"Then I asked him what he was wearin'... and, uh... he started breathin' kinda heavy, made a funny noise, and hung up. What do you think that means?" (303 kb)
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"I'm sorry if I was a bit rough." (35 kb)
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"Don't say a word, honey. You're fine. You're fine now." (99 kb)
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Benny & Joon
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"Uh, Benny? Joon and, uh... I... are, uh... you know..." (138 kb)
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"I love you." (12 kb)
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"Mommy?" (12 kb)
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"Because, you know, it seems to me... I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal." (49 kb)
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"Did you see those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?"
"They scare me."
"Yeah... me, too." (90 kb)
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"Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink." (46 kb)
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"You're out of your tree."
"It's not my tree." (35 kb)
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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"Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most." (51 kb)
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"Ew!" (26 kb)
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"Let's boogie!" (17 kb)
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Willy Wonka puppet song (1.87 MB)
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"They're testing to see if she's a bad nut." (38 kb)
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"Full speed ahead!" (18 kb)
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"You're really weird." (44 kb)
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"Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying." (199 kb)
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"Once again, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's kinda startin' to bum me out." (130 kb)
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"Mumbler! Seriously, I cannot understand a single word you're saying." (269 kb)
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"Can you imagine Augustus-flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it." (222 kb)
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"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." (408 kb)
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"Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming?" (92 kb)
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"Wasn't that just magnificent?" (95 kb)
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"Who wants a beard?"
"Well, beatniks, for one... folk singers and motorbike riders... you know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, Daddy-O. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother." (731 kb)
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"Good morning, Starshine! The Earth says hello!" (177 kb)
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"The best kind of prize is a surprise." (130 kb)
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"Wow!" (35 kb)
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Calling for an Oompa Loompa (33 kb)
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Chocolat
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"I'd like to apologize, for all of us, sincerely."
"What for?"
"For whatever it is you're here to accuse us of." (188 kb)
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"Have a look in my treasure chest." (43 kb)
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"How do you know you don't like chocolate if you refuse to try it?" (69 kb)
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"You know, I could fix that, if you like." (38 kb)
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"Listen, I should probably warn you... you make friends with us, you make enemies of others."
"That a promise?"
"It's a guarantee." (314 kb)
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"And why would I do that?"
"Well, because we river rats are the dregs of society, with horrible diseases and criminal impulses."
"Sounds terrifying. Is it true?"
"It's what you townspeople always seem to think, isn't it?" (377 kb)
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"Tell me something... why do you give a damn about what these narrow-minded villagers think?" (102 kb)
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"Well, that makes two of us, then." (40 kb)
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Cry-Baby
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"I don't drink and drive." (27 kb)
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(singing) "Why I love that girl..." (83 kb)
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(singing) "...never let me go, I'm not takin' chances..."
"You're a dead man, Walker!"
(singing) "Because I love her so, oh, oh oh, please..." (215 kb)
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Don Juan DeMarco
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"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." (61 kb)
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"This is why, at 21, I have determined to end my life. But first, one final conquest..." (245 kb)
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"Oh, well... now I must die." (54 kb)
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"Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over, and he beholds before him the flower which has blossomed beneath his touch." (253 kb)
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"I am Don Juan DeMarco." (43 kb)
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"Have you ever met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her... you inhale her... you taste her... you see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her, it must surely end." (608 kb)
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"Every woman is a mystery to be solved." (62 kb)
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"I give women pleasure, if they desire it. It is, of course, the greatest pleasure they will ever experience." (205 kb)
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"Although there is no metaphor that truly describes making love to a woman, the closest is playing a rare musical instrument. I wonder... does a Strativarius violin feel the same rapture as the violinist when he coaxes a single perfect note from its heart?" (431 kb)
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"One night, I watched Dona Querida at the window in her slip, and noticed for the first time how a woman's underclothing barely touches her skin... how it rides on a cushion of air as she moves... how the silk floats about her body, brushing her flesh like an angel's wings... and I understood how a woman must be touched." (564 kb)
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"These women, their fingers have the same sensitivities as their legs. The fingertips have the same feelings as their feet. And when you touch their knuckles, it is like passing your hands around their knees. And this tender, fleshy part of the finger is the same as brushing your hands around their thighs. And finally... Every woman is a mystery to be solved. But a woman hides nothing from a true lover." (411 kb)
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Edward Scissorhands
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"Well, then, why did you do it?"
"Because you asked me to." (123 kb)
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"I can't." (27 kb)
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"Don't go." (22 kb)
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"You're welcome." (24 kb)
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"Goodbye." (22 kb)
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"He didn't wake up." (22 kb)
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"I know a doctor that might be able to help you."
"I'd like to meet him." (113 kb)
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